<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361943409694610328</id><updated>2011-04-21T22:36:50.101-04:00</updated><category term='WANT'/><category term='Why I am going to die alone save for 50 cats'/><category term='The little things'/><category term='books'/><category term='thoughts'/><title type='text'>Agatha Christ-Almighty</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1361943409694610328/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Agatha Christ-Almighty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10466293275303500505</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361943409694610328.post-6474747899551033339</id><published>2008-03-07T13:27:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-07T13:32:30.975-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The little things'/><title type='text'>Currently ...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R9GJgwnVRGI/AAAAAAAAAA8/9FKFaDLgDXQ/s1600-h/nopants7_01.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R9GJgwnVRGI/AAAAAAAAAA8/9FKFaDLgDXQ/s320/nopants7_01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175068642724103266" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... I'm sitting in a chair, at home, reading a book. Without any pants on. Life is good.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1361943409694610328-6474747899551033339?l=agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com/feeds/6474747899551033339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1361943409694610328&amp;postID=6474747899551033339' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1361943409694610328/posts/default/6474747899551033339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1361943409694610328/posts/default/6474747899551033339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com/2008/03/currently.html' title='Currently ...'/><author><name>Agatha Christ-Almighty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10466293275303500505</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R9GJgwnVRGI/AAAAAAAAAA8/9FKFaDLgDXQ/s72-c/nopants7_01.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361943409694610328.post-4899941354052720570</id><published>2008-03-07T11:04:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-07T11:10:08.560-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Why I am going to die alone save for 50 cats'/><title type='text'>Eesh.</title><content type='html'>I just caught myself dancing around my place, singing this song. My cat wasn't amused, she just rolled her eyes and went back to ignoring me. I do, however, draw the line at saying sexy things to myself while I'm daaaaaaaancin'.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DpA2tMrQ4RU"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DpA2tMrQ4RU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1361943409694610328-4899941354052720570?l=agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com/feeds/4899941354052720570/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1361943409694610328&amp;postID=4899941354052720570' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1361943409694610328/posts/default/4899941354052720570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1361943409694610328/posts/default/4899941354052720570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com/2008/03/eesh.html' title='Eesh.'/><author><name>Agatha Christ-Almighty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10466293275303500505</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361943409694610328.post-1392576685504252390</id><published>2008-03-06T11:36:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-06T12:29:30.635-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thoughts'/><title type='text'>I'm Just Going To Throw This Out There</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R9Ad0WWnlcI/AAAAAAAAAA0/FsiP-0L8sK8/s1600-h/squirrel.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R9Ad0WWnlcI/AAAAAAAAAA0/FsiP-0L8sK8/s320/squirrel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174668757039551938" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm guessing, that for squirrels, having a family member die by falling in a transformer is the embarrassing equivalent to humans when they lose a relative to auto-erotic asphyxiation ... I'm just sayin'.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1361943409694610328-1392576685504252390?l=agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com/feeds/1392576685504252390/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1361943409694610328&amp;postID=1392576685504252390' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1361943409694610328/posts/default/1392576685504252390'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1361943409694610328/posts/default/1392576685504252390'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com/2008/03/im-just-going-to-throw-this-out-there.html' title='I&apos;m Just Going To Throw This Out There'/><author><name>Agatha Christ-Almighty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10466293275303500505</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R9Ad0WWnlcI/AAAAAAAAAA0/FsiP-0L8sK8/s72-c/squirrel.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361943409694610328.post-7949473961372070501</id><published>2008-03-06T11:19:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-06T11:21:12.064-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thoughts'/><title type='text'>Sexy Sexy</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R9AZ4mWnlbI/AAAAAAAAAAs/fqbGCa5Ot9Q/s1600-h/neon_bible.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R9AZ4mWnlbI/AAAAAAAAAAs/fqbGCa5Ot9Q/s320/neon_bible.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174664432007484850" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Arcade Fire's "I'll lick your fingers when you turn the page" is the Stone Temple Pilot's "Take a bath, I'll drink the water that you leave" for the 21st century.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1361943409694610328-7949473961372070501?l=agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com/feeds/7949473961372070501/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1361943409694610328&amp;postID=7949473961372070501' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1361943409694610328/posts/default/7949473961372070501'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1361943409694610328/posts/default/7949473961372070501'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com/2008/03/sexy-sexy.html' title='Sexy Sexy'/><author><name>Agatha Christ-Almighty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10466293275303500505</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R9AZ4mWnlbI/AAAAAAAAAAs/fqbGCa5Ot9Q/s72-c/neon_bible.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361943409694610328.post-4137497098929316297</id><published>2008-03-06T10:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-06T10:41:52.872-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thoughts'/><title type='text'>Why I Should Work in Advertising</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R9AQpGWnlaI/AAAAAAAAAAk/FNsCj98Uz2o/s1600-h/b-triceratops.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R9AQpGWnlaI/AAAAAAAAAAk/FNsCj98Uz2o/s320/b-triceratops.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174654270114862498" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                                            Triceratops: God's bottle opener.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1361943409694610328-4137497098929316297?l=agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com/feeds/4137497098929316297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1361943409694610328&amp;postID=4137497098929316297' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1361943409694610328/posts/default/4137497098929316297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1361943409694610328/posts/default/4137497098929316297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com/2008/03/why-i-should-work-in-advertising.html' title='Why I Should Work in Advertising'/><author><name>Agatha Christ-Almighty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10466293275303500505</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R9AQpGWnlaI/AAAAAAAAAAk/FNsCj98Uz2o/s72-c/b-triceratops.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361943409694610328.post-557108014991789233</id><published>2008-03-06T00:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-06T00:39:43.074-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='books'/><title type='text'>Ooooh!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R8-DjGWnlYI/AAAAAAAAAAU/wC68rVyFdyY/s1600-h/21692441.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R8-DjGWnlYI/AAAAAAAAAAU/wC68rVyFdyY/s320/21692441.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174499135896130946" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am at this moment reading "The Silver Swan," by Benjamin Black, and it's so good, so shiveringly delicious, I want to lick each page in appreciation.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1361943409694610328-557108014991789233?l=agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com/feeds/557108014991789233/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1361943409694610328&amp;postID=557108014991789233' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1361943409694610328/posts/default/557108014991789233'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1361943409694610328/posts/default/557108014991789233'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com/2008/03/ooooh.html' title='Ooooh!'/><author><name>Agatha Christ-Almighty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10466293275303500505</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R8-DjGWnlYI/AAAAAAAAAAU/wC68rVyFdyY/s72-c/21692441.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1361943409694610328.post-5171135919580819743</id><published>2008-03-06T00:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-06T00:02:57.554-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WANT'/><title type='text'>I'm seriously sorry ...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R8964WWnlXI/AAAAAAAAAAM/yFPGhcxRH38/s1600-h/vienna.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R8964WWnlXI/AAAAAAAAAAM/yFPGhcxRH38/s320/vienna.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5174489605363701106" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... but right about now, I'd be willing to kill your mother for a Vienna Finger cookie. Or a Cameo, that would be acceptable, as well.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1361943409694610328-5171135919580819743?l=agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com/feeds/5171135919580819743/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1361943409694610328&amp;postID=5171135919580819743' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1361943409694610328/posts/default/5171135919580819743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1361943409694610328/posts/default/5171135919580819743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://agathachrist-almighty.blogspot.com/2008/03/im-seriously-sorry.html' title='I&apos;m seriously sorry ...'/><author><name>Agatha Christ-Almighty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10466293275303500505</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UDEth_3mZyw/R8964WWnlXI/AAAAAAAAAAM/yFPGhcxRH38/s72-c/vienna.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
