Currently ...

... I'm sitting in a chair, at home, reading a book. Without any pants on. Life is good.

Eesh.

I just caught myself dancing around my place, singing this song. My cat wasn't amused, she just rolled her eyes and went back to ignoring me. I do, however, draw the line at saying sexy things to myself while I'm daaaaaaaancin'.

I'm Just Going To Throw This Out There

I'm guessing, that for squirrels, having a family member die by falling in a transformer is the embarrassing equivalent to humans when they lose a relative to auto-erotic asphyxiation ... I'm just sayin'.

Sexy Sexy

The Arcade Fire's "I'll lick your fingers when you turn the page" is the Stone Temple Pilot's "Take a bath, I'll drink the water that you leave" for the 21st century.

Why I Should Work in Advertising

Triceratops: God's bottle opener.

Ooooh!

I am at this moment reading "The Silver Swan," by Benjamin Black, and it's so good, so shiveringly delicious, I want to lick each page in appreciation.

I'm seriously sorry ...

... but right about now, I'd be willing to kill your mother for a Vienna Finger cookie. Or a Cameo, that would be acceptable, as well.